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Finding
your way around Springfield can be a tough task especially since nobody
seems to know what state it's in. To help the common traveler find
his way to the appropriate hot spots here is a list of places one should
stop at when visiting the Springfield area.
Restaurants
and Eateries
- The
Gilded Truffle - Fancy French place.
- Moe's
Family Feedbag
- Krustyburger
- Berger’s
Burgers
- Sit-n-Rotate
- Where Skinner and Patty eat out.
- Izzy's
Diner - Where Krusty and father are supposed to meet.
- The
Happy Sumo - Where Homer ingests poison blowfish.
- Lard
Lad - Donut Shop with a Bob's big boy like statue on top holding
a donut.
- Wall
E. Weasel’s
- Shakespeare's
Fried Chicken
- Singing
Sirloin - The Simpsons go here for Marge's birthday.
- P.
Piggly Hogswine’s Super-Smorg
- Rusty
Barnacle - Bachelor party where Homer is caught dancing with Princess
Kashmir is held at this fine restaurant.
- The
Pimento Groove
- The
Hungry Hun
- Municipal
House of Pancakes
- Springfield
Chili Cook-off - "Please lick spoons clean after each use"
(Below are the various booths.)
- Apu's
Vegetarian Chili
- A
Little Bit of Lenny
- Muntz
Family Chili - "It Takes Weeks To Make Muntz"
- Old
Eliku's Yale Style Saltpeter Chili
- Professor
Frink's Virtual Chili
- Firehouse
Ned's Five Alarm Chili
- Moe's
Chili Bar
- Beer
Garden - "Proof of age or exact change required"
- Sha-Boom,
Ka-Boom Cafe - John takes Marge, Bart and Lisa here for lunch.
- The
Spaghetti Laboratory
- Professor
V.J. Cornucopia’s Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery
- alternative to Moe's Family Feedbag
- Pizza
on a Stick
- Luigi's
Italian Restaurant
- Jittery
Joe's Coffee Shop
- The
Seething Sister - Where Marge and Ruth hide out when they're on
the lam.
- The
Yogurt Nook
- The
Caramel Corn Warehouse
- Poppa
Wheelie's
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Bars
and Clubs
- The
Beer-N-Bawl - The bar where Homer discovers Lurleen.
- Moe's
Tavern (a.k.a Flaming Moes, a.k.a. Moe's Family Feedbag)
- Florence
of Arabia
- Girlesque
- Foxy
Boxing
- Little
Black Box - Bar for pilots.
- Mud
City
- The
Sapphire Lounge - Where Homer teaches Bart about respecting women.
- Shotkickers
- Marge and Ruth Powers go here for a night out.
- The
Jazz Hole - Bleeding Gums plays Lisa's Song.
- The
Bloated Liver - Stop on Krusty's bender.
- Blottos
- Another Krusty bar.
- Stu's
Disco - Picture of Sanjay at the entrance.
- The
Hatebox
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Entertainment
- Pitch-n-Putt
- Mr.
Burns' Casino
- Springfield
Dog Track "Think of Them as Little Horses"
- Sir
Putt-A-Lot's Merrie Olde Fun Centre - Rodd and Bart tie in a golf
tournament here.
- Barney's
Bowl-a-rama
- Discount
Lion Safari - Simpsons get lost deep in the jungle.
- Mount
Splashmore - Local waterpark heartily endorsed by Krusty.
- Springfield
Googoplex - featuring "I'll Fry Your Face III", "The Smell in
Room 19", "Space Mutants VI", "Honey, I Hit a School Bus", "Look Who's
Oinking", "The Stockholm Affair", Rip Roarin' Reverend", "Sing, Monkey,
Sing", "Space Mutants VII", "Hot Grits A Flyin'".
- Springfield-X
- "For Your Thighs Only", "Crocodile Done Me", "Doctor Strangepants",
"Sperms of Endearment", "I'll Do Anyone"
- Burlesque
House - Run by Belle.
- Santa's
Village - Homer, Moe, and Barney take Bart here to shoot a deer
to straighten Bart out.
- Springfield
War Memorial Stadium
- Marine
World - "No longer educational"
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Residences
- Springfield
Retirement Castle - "Where the elderly can hide from the inevitable"
- The
Happy Gypsy - "Where you pay by the day" - Mr. Bergstrom's
former place.
- Ye
Olde Offramp Inn - Where Marge and Homer go to renew their passions.
- Royal
King Trailer Park - Lurleen Lumpkin's home.
- Fiesta
Terrace - Jacque's pad.
- Aphrodite
Inn - "Fantasy Rooms & Conference Center"
- Who's
To Know Motel - Where Quimby "poll's" the electorate.
- Evergreen
Terrace - The Simpsons' neighborhood.
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Culture
and Education
- Springfield
Museum of Natural History - Mr. Bergstrom, Homer and Lisa visit
here.
- Springfield
Community College Extension Center- "Where old dogs learn new
tricks"
- Krusty's
Clown College - Homer attends after seeing a persuasive billboard.
- Springfield
Elementary
- Old
Springfield Library - Lisa researches Jewish lore here.
- Enriched
Learning Center for Gifted Children - School Bart fakes his way
into.
- Springfield
Youth Center - "Building Unrealistic Hopes Since 1966"
- Springfield
Historical Society - "Where the dead come alive!" (metaphorically)
- Springfield
Tar Pit - "The best in tar entertainment" -- Time Magazine - Stampy
pulls Homer and Barney out of the tar.
- The
Ayn Rand School for Tots - Maggie is sent here when Marge takes
on a play. The only child care facility not under investigation
by the state.
- Mt.
Swartzwelder Historic Cider Mill - "Now 40% Quainter!"
- Mt.
Useful Strategic Granite Reserve
- Springfield
Gorge - "The third most beautiful gorge in the state"
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Services
- Springfield
Nuclear Power Plant - Homer, Lenny, Carl, Tibor, Mr. Burns, Smithers,
Mindy, Zutroy, Stuart the duck, and Marge have all worked here.
- General
Hospital
- Springfield
Animal Hospital
- Springfield
Hall of Records - "not the good kind of records, historical ones"
- Rubber
Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service - Miss Botz's employer.
- Hairy
Shearers - Apu gets a new hairdo.
- The
New Bedlam Rest Home for the Emotionally Interesting - The looney
bin Homer gets sent to for wearing a pink shirt to work.
- Doctor
Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center
- Springfield
Psychiatric Center - "Because There May Not Be Bugs On You"
- Franchise
Expo - "Where you can make your nonsexual dreams come true"
- Dr.
Zitsofsky Dermatology Clinic
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Shops
- Yiddle's
Jokes - "Practical jokes, magic tricks and medical supplies" featuring
impotence powder.
- Grandma's
World - "For the old lady in all of us"
- Noiseland
Video Arcade
- Family
Jewels - Where Skinner buys the ring he uses to propose to Selma.
- Kwik-E-Mart
- Apu, Sanjay, James Woods and Homer have all worked here.
- Gulp’n’Blow
- The
Texas Cheesecake Depository
- Springfield
Pet Shop - "Where All Our Pets Are Flushable"
- King
Toots - Homer buys Lisa's sax. Next to Moe's.
- Phineas
Q. Butterfat 5600 flavors
- Try
'n' Save - Bart gets caught shoplifting a videogame at Christmas
here.
- The
Copy Jalopy - We tried to make copying fun
- House
of No Refunds
- Simply
Shoes
- Origami
Designs
- Kidstown
USA (Not Affiliated with Kidstown Juvenile Correction Farm)
- Shoes
for Tots
- Herman's
Military Antiques
- Sew
and Sew store - downtown
- Crazy
Vlaclav's Place of Automobiles
- VHS
Village - "Formerly the Beta Barn"
- Just
Videos
- Bob's
RV Round-Up
- Bob's
All-night Furniture Store
- The
Sea Cap'ns Bait 'n Barg'n B'n - "C'mon 'n, we're op'n"
- Pool
Sharks - "Where the buyer is our chum" selling pools like... Hick
Tub, Insta-Rust, Lightning Magnet, The Tinkler
- B
O O K S! B O O K S! And Additional Books! - "Today's Special:
Michener $1.99 / Lb."
Some Books - "Weight Loss Through Laborious Sex", "Tanks of the Third Reich",
"Middle Thigh", "Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow" (by Al Gore), "Kosher
Erotic Cakes", "Kama Sutra", "Bordello Repair Vol. I",
"How to Seduce Your Lousy, Lazy Husband"
- Springfield
Costume Shop - Where Homer and Larry Burns hide out.
- The
Mall
- The
Leftorium - Flanders' store.
- The
Jam O'Shanter Collection
- The
Brushes Are Coming, The Brushes Are Coming
- Sweet
Home Alabama - "The store with things from Alabama"
- Wicked
Excess
- Plunderer
Pete's - Where Burns buys a giant head to thank Bart for
his blood.
- I
Can't Believe it's a Law Firm - Lionel Hutz's place of business.
- Gum
for Less
- All
Creatures Great and Cheap - You pet it, you bought it.
- The
Happy Sailor Tattoo Parlor - Bart gets an unfinished tattoo
of mother. (moth)
- Goody
New Shoes - Lisa and Bart get some new kicks here.
- Simply
Shoes (and Athletic Equipment and Activewear)
- Miscellaneous,
Etc.
- International
House of Answering Machines
- Phineas
Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor
- One
Size Fits All Lingerie
- Star
Bucks
- The
Ear Piercery - Where Bart gets his ear pierced.
- Cockamamie's
(Antique store) - Where John (the non-flaming homosexual) works.
- Springfield
Hunting Supplies
- Akira’s
Karate School -Where Bart learns Karate
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