My Ckret Diry 2001

Sorry I only got to July 'cos the summer wuz luvly an' I wuz very busy. An' then I had my second burfday and then Christmas came an' loadza stuff. Anyway, I got a Tickle Me Elmo off Santa and lodz of stuff on my burfday and Christmas an' it wuz grate.

Wensday, July 19

I snuck into the dinin' room so here i am. Bubba is gone an' i hafn't herd frum him. Gran and Grandad are gone too - they've gone to see Uncle Eami an' Auntie Jo in Ingeland, an' they're goin' to see my nu cusin, Eryn. I saw pickturs of Eryn an' she's real tiny and cute. She's goin' to come visit us soon an' i'll let her play wif my things 'cos itz nice to share. I got a nu toy an' i called it gunky. It talks an' laffs an' singz. Sometimes i can't find him when i go luking. He likes hiding. Dada likes playing wif him, but mama doesn't seem to like him too much. Dada an' mama are not goin' to work next week, so we're all goin' to go for drives in the car an' haf loadz of adventurs. It will be grate fun an' i'll tell you all about them. I'm still putting thingz in dada's bootz, an' he still doesn't think itz funny. But mama has big bootz too an' i stand into them. I got into them last night an' they were too heavy for me to walk in an' i fell over! But i didn't hurt myself. Dada laffed.

Wensday, July 11

I havn't bin able to get to the komputer lately 'cos dada an' mama klosed the dining room door an' i cudn't get in! Just 'cos i tore up pikturs, ate kandles, threw tapes an' CD's around, jumpd when rekords wer on, an' i no how to turn on the stereo. A stereo is what playz muzic an' that's where i lisen to Limp Bizkit. So that's why i've bin quiet. Anyway, i hope u are all well. I am. I haf a runny nose an' a koff again but i'm not sick. Bubba is away at sea scoutz summer camp an' i miss him, but he'll be back tomorrow an' then he's goin' away again for ages - not fair. Dada is always wurkin' these days an' i still put thingz in his bootz. Itz funny when he putz his feet in an' findz blocks an' stuff!

Dada had his burfday a few weeks ago an' mama had hers yesterday. It started rainin' an' mama said "tipikal, always rains on this day". I toht she'd be happy it wuz her burfday, but dada sez it's 'cos she's gettin' old.

We were down at the shop the other day an' mama wuz inside buyin' stuff an' i wuz at the door. Then i saw strawberries - i luv strawberries. So i opened the box an' ate one. Mama luked at me an' got imbarrassed. That wuz grate 'cos she bought two boxes for me! Then my nannie bought me a little buggy an' a bear to go in it. The bear's name is Dennis, an' mama sez that i'm a good mama for lukin' after Dennis so well.

We went to see the motorbikes on Saturday. There wuz loadz of them, all different colours and sizes. An' some of them were really noisy, which wuz grate. An' dada kept askin' me to show him my throttle hand an' everyone toht that wuz cute. An' then on Sunday, we went to a castle an' there wuz a playground wif swings and slides, and a band (not near as good as Limp Bizkit) an' clowns an' a man who ate fire (isn't that burny?), an' a big tall man an' loadz of other stuff. It was fun. Thatz all for now. I'll be back soon 'cos when Neill getz home, he'll let me into the dining room!

Thursday, June 7

Nannie pickd me up frum Maeve's an' we had grate fun at her houze. She has lodz of coloured pegs an' she letz me play wif them. Dada, mama, bubba an' me went for a walk tonite, an' dada got me a luvly chocolite bar - only it wuz very small an' i finished it quick. Then dada cut the grass an' let me help - i pushd the lawn mower!

Wensday, June 6

Gran minded me last night 'coz dada an' mama went to the pickturs - whatever that is! Do they go somewhere spesial to look at pickturs? They can do that at home. Anyway, I fell asleep on Gran an' i wuz still awake when mama an' dada came home. Today was rainy an' we cudn't go out, but we watchd sum videos an' playd inside anyway.

Tuesday, June 5

I didn't rite for a while 'cos i cudn't get near the komputer. I still haf my koff, but i'm not kross wif it. I got proper nu shues on Saturday an' they tuk my piktur in the shop an' fussed over me. It wuz grate. My nu shues are purple an' i like them lodz. We went for a drive yesterday an' saw swans - they're white an' like ducks only much bigger. They stood in the road an' wuldn't move when dada started the car. An' two gerls were feedin' them, but they seemed 'fraid of them. But they're luvly. I had no bread to give them - i only had my skips, an' i don't think swans lik skips anyway so they got none. I seen my best frend, Lauren, on Sunday, and this nice lady boht us lolly's. They were strawberry flavour just like yogy's - mmmmm. I hope it doesn't rain today 'cos we'll be able to go out an' play - i can run in my nu shues, but i guess i can do that inside anyway. Bye.

Tuesday, May 29

Mama tuk me to the hospitul today to get my grommet checkd. I had my bottle before we left home an' nuthin' since. I'm hungry - i hope i get fed when we get home! Itz luvly an' sunny again an' i'm wearin' my nu outfit. Itz pink an' white - at the moment!

Munday, May 28

I went to the doktur an' got more medsin - itz not nice at all - yucky stuff. Dada sez if i don't take it, my koff won't go away. Not fair. I'll haf a nap now.

Sunday, May 27

I got a koff again an' i kept wakin' up last nite, an' Auntie Jackie minded me. Mama came to AJ's an' i'm not too happy wif her 'cos she nver told me that she wuz goin' away yesterday. But then i gave her an' dada a hug.

Saturday, May 26

Dada an' mama tuk me to see Auntie Jackie an' then they left. They sed nuthin'. I dunno where they are. AJ tuk me to the beach an' there wuz lodz of people there. I still dunno where mama an' dada an' Neill are tho'.

Fryday, May 25

Mama kollectd me today 'cos she wuz sick an' not at wurk. Dada tuk us for a spin in the kar, an' later i playd with Bubba. He didn't bug me too much 'cos he went off out wif gran - hee, hee.

Thursday, May 24

I put on my nu t-shirt and leggin's today. Mama sez i look luvly - I can say 'luvly' now (i can say lotz more, but i don't want to just yet - ssssh!). I playd all day in Maeve's back gardn an' then Dada bought me to Auntie Jackie's, so i'm havin' grate fun. I really like the sunshine.

Wensday, May 23

Neill an' me playd in the front gardn tonite. He closed the gates an' i cudn't get out, but he sez the kars are dangrus. We ran around an' had a grate time, but i got all dirty an' had to get a bubble bath. Nannie gave me chocolite buttons, but i'll save some for tomorrow. I hope Neill doesn't find them!

Tuesday, May 22

We went up to gran an' grandad's for dinner an' had lodz of food to eat. An' there wuz lodz of people there that i don't no, but they seemd real nice, and they tried to play wif me but i just ran to Bubba.

Munday, May 21

Mama showd me a big book with lodz of animals an' butterflys an' stuff. I saw efelents an' tigers an' a mole an' polar bears. It wuz luvly. She wouldn't let me turn the pages tho'. I think she toht i'd rip it - as if?!

We went for a spin in the car an' then the car stoppd. Dada had pulled into McDonalds, an' he thoht i didn't no 'cos i had been asleep. But i smelt the food an' woke up. They didn't get chips or nuggets, but i had some burger. Neill wuzn't wif us. I cud have had nuggets if he wuz.

Saturday, May 19

I went for a drive with mama in the car an' we picked up Neill. When we came home, we had lodz of visitrs - nannie an' gran, an' Trina an' Jessi. Jessi is bigger then me (not much) an' we playd wif all my toyz - i really like Jessi. She has blond hair like me.

Fryday, May 18

We got our car back today. It wuz sick for a while an' we had to use dada's van. Dada an' mama are very happy now. I didn't do much today, but i saw all my frends an' we playd. There's no puddles to sit in!

Thursday, May 17

I have another kold an' thatz why i didn't write anything over the last few dayz. The weather's been really windy and rainy an' i haven't been out much. Yesterday, i got out an' ended up in a puddle, so i had to take my trousers off. Then i koffed and sneezed loadz but i'm not feeling too bad today. Neill put me to bed the other nite - i like when he does that 'cos he plays wif me. I'm walkin' nearly all the time now - itz much better then crawlin' an' itz faster too.

Monday, May 12

Here's a piktur of me running away from Dada, but we were only messin'. Mama threw out my white shues 'cos they're bust. I wuz sad, but she'll get me nu shues.

Sunday, May 12

I went to see Auntie Jackie today an' she thinkz my walkin' is grate. Then we went to the pub an' loadz of people took me for walks an' i kissed them all an' had a grate time. Then we went visitin' an' played.

Saturday, May 11

We spent the day in the back gardn an' mama put kreem on me 'cos of the sun. Dada wuz workin' down the road an' i waved to him over the wall. Then Bubba came home an' chased me all over the place.

Fryday, May 11

Mama came home early frum work and kollectd me. Then we went an' got Dada from work. Then we went for a spin in the van an' we had lodz of fun. Itz nice when i see them an' i don't spect to.

Thursday, May 10

I wuz on the swings and slide today an' itz grate fun. Dada is picking me up later an' we might go see the ducks.

Wensday, May 9

Mama askd me to get my clothz but i walkd into her and dada's bedroom an' turned on the music. Fred wuzn't on tho'. Itz still early an' i haven't dun much so i'll talk to you later. Mama an' me went to the back gardn to water the baskets. Mama sez they'll have luvly pretty flowers soon, but i don't see them yet.

Tuesday, May 8

I dun loadz of walkin' and runnin' today an' it wuz luvly an' sunny again. Neill tuk me for a spin on my trike down the road - i nevr went that far before. Then he fed me my tubbie custrd an' got sum in my hair!

Munday, May 7

Neill threw my tweety pie on the grass an' made me drive over him on my trike. That wuzn't nice of him, wuz it? Poor tweety - i gave him big hugz after. Then we had races in the gardn an' i won them all - with tweety in my buket on the trike!

Sunday, May 6

I wuz in the back gardn again an' i helpd with the seeds, only i nockd over sum potz. Mama wuzn't too happy, but she smiled then an' we planted sum more. Then i went to feed the ducks with Brandon an' his mammy. The ducks were really hungry.

Saturday, May 5

Itz really sunny today an' we sat in the back gardn. Mama put sum seeds into potz an' i went for spins on my trike an' playd with Bubba. Later we went to the pub an' saw lodz of frends an' had grate fun

Fryday, May 4

This mornin' mama let me pick out the clothz to wear today so i went for my yello clothz an' i didn't pull evrythin' out, just them. So mama sed i'm a clever gerl an' then she told Maeve an' she thinks i'm clever too, an' itz sunny today so i can play outside again - hooray!

Thursday, May 3

I had grat fun today. Dada kollekted me from Maeve's an' we went to the pub, but i didn't want to go 'kos i wuz tired, so we went home an' i fell asleep. Then mama got me new biccy's specially for toddlers an' they're luvly. I gave one to Neill - he likd it but he's not gettin' any more. He's always tryin' to take my chocolite an' stuff.

Wensday, May 2

I playd in Nannie's gardn wif dada yesterday an' i seen a woodlouse. Then at home, i squished sum ants wif my trike. Neill restled me again an' i won - hee hee! It's luvly an' sunny again today, so mama can put all the washin' out ('cos i've been gettin' very dirty lately!).

Tuesday, May 1

I playd in Maeve's backgardn yesterday an' crawled thru the tunnel. Later, Neill and i restled an' i bet Neill, so he wus kross an' got sum of my toyz to restle an' i bet them too!!! Then i helpd Neill wif his homewurk - well i didn't tear it up so that wuz helpin'.

Munday, April 30

I'm feelin' lazy so i'll tell u all about the weekend here. I rode my trike an' watched Teletubbies, an' playd wif Neill an' walkd. An i wuz allowed eat chocolite. An' i got my koff back, but i'm not feelin' too sick. An' thatz it!

Thursday, April 26

Did lodz of laps on my trike - weeeeeee! I can't reech the pedles yet but dada, mama and bubba push me around an' itz fun. Gran came to cee me today.

Wensday, April 25

I seen Fred on telly today doin' 'Rollin' - i luv that song so much. Dun even more walkin' - itz faster sometimes than crawlin'. I had another real splashy bath tonite - mama doesn't mind gettin' wet tho'.

Tuesday, April 24

I dun oodles of walkin today - i'm really startin to lik it. Do u no what's the coolest thing in the Teletubbies "Nursry Rimes" video is - the pink fluffy spider. Haf u seen it - itz kool. The flwers keep sayin 'itz only a toy, itz only a toy'. I'd luv one.

Munday, April 23

My newest diskovery is raisins. Raisins are yummy and good for you, an' the best part about them is that my best frend, Lauren, doesn't like them so there's more for me!

Sunday, April 22

I moved into my own room tonite ('cos Thor has moved out). Itz luvly an' i have stars and moons on my roof an' all my toyz and stuff in it. The walls are yello.

Saturday, April 21

I got a Tweenies trike an' itz luvly. I can sit on it an dada or mama pushes me - itz fun. Auntie Jackie is babysitting tonight, and left my nappy off again, but i didn't wee! I haf started walkin again - not much tho'.

Fryday, April 20

Bubba an' Gran an' Grandad are home. Mama an' me snuk into their house an' surprised them. Bubba was real happy to see me an' boht me presentz.

Sunday, April 15

The Easter Bunny came an' boht me a baskit with little eggs in it. I ate lodz of chocolite an' it's yummy. Hope u got lodz of eggs too. I saw all my frends today an' we had fun, but i wasn't let have anymore chocolite.

Saturday, April 14

I'm well. I didn't rite to u this week 'cos i wuz still sick, but i'm fine now. I can eat an' drink an' everythin an' it's grat. I miss Bubba.

Tuesday, April 10

Neill went to Amerika with Gran and Grandad today. He went in an aeroplane - i've never been in one, have u?

Munday, April 9

I'm still not well an' now my mouth is sore an' i can't drink my bottle. I'm kross, very kross, but dada is staying with me today, an' that's nice.

Fryday, April 6

Mama has stayed at home with me 'cos i'm still not well. I can't eat food, but i still drink my bottle.

Wensday, April 4

Mama tuk me to the doktur today an' my best frend, Lauren, went too. We both have bad koffs. I got yellow medsin.

Munday, April 2

I'm still not feelin' well, but i'm not as hot as yesterday. I dun loadz of walkin' today. An' i slept loadz too.

Sunday, April 1

I'm not feelin' well. I'm all hot an' i think it's my tooths growing again. I didn't have my nap 'cos i coffed and coffed and kept waking up. An' I got sick. But, then we went for a drive an' i had a little sleep.

Saturday, March 31

The sun is shining today an' i went for a walk in the back garden an' the front garden an' then i walked up the road a bit. Mama wuz with me so i didn't get into too much mischef. Then we went to the shop an' mama got Neill sum nu pants an' i got a nu pair of shues - white ones wif flowers on them.

Fryday, March 30

I went to gran and grandad's an' i had grate fun. I dun loadz of walkin' 'cos there wuz lotz to see an' i never get the chanse to have a good snoop! Mama picked me up an' we went to the big shop an' got loadz of food.

Thursday, March 29

Didn't do too much today. Neill is still tryin' to get me to walk - he just won't lern. I'm goin' to gran and grandad's tomorrow 'cos Maeve and Auntie Jackie are busy, an' that will be nice. They nevr minded me befor - shud be fun! I hope i can bring some toys with me.

Wensday, March 28

Dada tuk me to the dokter today an' i got two injecsions - ouch! I don't like them at all - they're too sore. So i had a big sleep an' i did no walkin' at all. But i'm alrite now. Did u play the nu games yet? They're kool. I hope u like them.

Munday, March 26

I'm getting braver with this walkin' an' i did sum more today. Evrywun sez i'm a clever gerl - that's a good thing to say, isn't it?! I wotched Elmo and Rug Rats this mornin' an' my favorite is Tommy. Don't like Angelica tho'. An' when people call me 'princess', i hope they don't think i'm like her 'cos i'm not!

Sunday, March 25

It's Mother's Day today an' mama got a box of choccys and a card from Neill an' me. She wuz happy. She gave me a choccy - it wuz nice. We went for a drive an' i saw all my frends an' their mama's too. Dada an' mama saw me walk two steps today. I hope dey don't tink i'm goin' to do more until i'm reddy. I'm not feelin' too good today.

Fryday, March 23

I didn't get my bottle this mornin' an' wuz hungry. Mama tuk me to hospital an' i got a grommet in my ear so i can hear better. Then she gave me a bottle an' a banana an' i wuz happy. An' there wuz lodz of people there an' they sed that i wuz a brave and good gerl, an' that wuz nice.

Wensday, March 21

I got caught! Mama stopped me goin' upstairs this mornin' an' i wuz haf way up. An' then Mama askd Maeve if I walkd yesterday an' she sed i didn't. Mama's not kross tho' - it's too kold today to be kross. The ducks lik rain tho', don't they? We haf ducks near where we live an' evryone feeds them - quack, quack.

Tuesday, March 20

Oooops - well, i didn't walk at all ovr the weekend an' i don't think anyone's too happy 'coz they all wanted to cee me walk. I will, when i feel like it. I got nu shues on Fryday - mama tought they'd help me walk, but they didn't. Neill tried to get me to walk an' i fell. I wish they'd all leave me alone. Anyway, i'm in Maeve's now, so i think it'z time i took a few steps - don't tell anyone though!

Thursday, March 15

I'm sixteen monthz old today. I went to Maeve's an i walkd - finally. I likd it so much i did it two timez. Dada, mama an bubba are real happy and Thor is goin' to hav a drink for me tonite.

Sunday, March 11

I had a luvly bubbl bath today an i splashd mama. Do u splash in the bath? Itz grat fun, an everyone getz wet! Neill desided to rite something on his page finally. He rote about Kid Rock - he likes him loadz. I like Fred better an he put a piktur of Fred an Kid Rock up for me.

Thursday, March 8

Mama didn't get me a duck. But she got two luvly bears calld Hannah and Ryan. Did u luk at them yet? Ther real nice. Didn't do much today except get dirty frum crawlin. Oh, i did play wif shiny stuff in the drawer - tinfoil? Mama wasn't very pleesed. Tinfoil is kool tho an makes a grat noise.

Wensday, March 7

Mama sed shez goin to luk for more cyber frends for me. She sez she'll tell u where to get them when she finds some. I'd like a duck.

Sunday, March 4

Our frend "Thor" is stayin wif us for a while. He's funny an he boht me a springy tiger. It's like Tiggr coz it bounces, but not really. I call him Theo.

Wensday, February 28

Mama izn't at work today coz my minder is sick. Itz nice to have mama home, an dada will be home tomorrow.

Tuesday, February 27

Itz snowing! Lotz of white snow an i can't go out in in coz i don't walk on my own yet. Dada an mama tink itz becos of my ears coz i haf to have an operasn an get grommets in. I can hear well, but i haf fluid in them. We haf no lites now or tv or nuthin 'cos the power is gone. Dada bilt a fire an we haf candles so we can cee. I like snow - do u?

Thursday, February 22

Munday, February 19

Wensday, February 14

Mama boht me crayons. Teres lods of colors an i draw stuff. Tonite she helped me mak valentine cards for Dada, Neill and Grandad. I got nun.

Tuesday, February 13

I luv Limp Bizkit an' I no the singrs name. Neill askd me who i luv more - him or Fred. I lukked at the telly an sang "Rollin'". I do luv Neill tho...an' he shuddint ask silly questions anyway.

My Ckret Diry 2002