Genuine Breaking News
See, I REALLY am updating this. So yeah, Shaun Michaels is back. Haven't a clue what else is happening in WWE - don't watch it anymore. The Neill-fella is terribly excited these days. Not only are Metallica releasing a new album, but they're playing here in August. And the so-and-so managed to get a much sought-after ticket for Slane (slightly overpriced, but he got it!). So he gets to see the Chilis and Foos as well. Life ain't fair! Feck it, we'll go see Whitesnake. I always had a thing for David Coverdale.
Anyway, Neill is now in a band himself with his mates Darragh, Paul and Rob. At the moment, they're called Hysteria, but watch this space. I'm going to try and get a page done up of them with a few pictures and samples of their music. They've already played their first gig which, by all accounts, was very impressive.
Very Old Breaking News
Okay - someone had to update this page, and Neill ain't doing it! Yes, the WWF and WCW are one - not many of the WCW players seem to be on WWF television these days but I think that's due to this 'split roster' thing that's supposed to be happening.
And yes, Hollywood Hulk Hogan is back - he looks well, considering. Interesting too to see Mr. Perfect back. Still no sign of Shaun Michaels and his fabled return. "Oh he has to come back to reinforce the NWO, along with Hall, Nash and X-Pac - yeah, whatever. (Neill will SO totally kill me for this!) Anyhoo, Neill is still power-bombing his sister at every chance, and worst of it is, she seems to like it. He and his friends have set up their own wrestling 'organisation' and even video-tape their antics for posterity. It has to be said, some of the commentary would put WWF to shame - they are very talented in this regard. However, parents (us included), while we might appreciate their agility, do not really like them doing it. They are now convinced they are professionals and, not to take anything away from them, they're not. However, the way in which they do it is quite controlled and well thought out - we see this for ourselves which, although not to our taste, does ease the mind somewhat. They wrestle between themselves and don't involve anyone else, especially not young kids!!!
As Professional Wrestling is so popular, it's time for "You might be too into Wrestling if..."
You light your bed on fire and fight your brother in it
Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers
You leapfrog over people while playing football, then you turn around and clothesline them
You publish a shirt that say's Jay Leno 1-0 - Who's Next?
Every time you sit down at a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault onto it
After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back
You chokeslam your cat
You powerbomb your baby sister - NEILL!!!
You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper
When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace"
You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask
Instead of opening a can of tuna you open up a can of whoop ass on your cat
In school cafeteria you come up behind and hit a kid with a chair and look around for crowd responses
You walk down the aisle at a church giving high fives as the people hold up signs and chant your name
You won't come out of your room till your parents play your theme.
SO NOT AN UPDATE!!!
Sorry, Kid Rock has been relegated. He is not Neill's favorite any more - METALLICA are. But although we've got him information to complement his own, he still hasn't done a page on them. However, the link for Kid Rock is still here. KID ROCK!
Genuine Breaking News