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What
am I going to do with this 6ft bit of wood I took as a momento from the
old stadium ? Why does Andy Carson always ref our games against Sheffield ? Are we re-signing the hard men next season ? Is there even gonna be a next season ?
Who are those people who walk out of the stadium when there's a minute to go in the third ?
Are our home shirts sponsored by Fyffes ? When is our team gonna win some silverware ? Is Adey the right man ? |
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The Cats' Whiskers has returned ! You can always buy an away shirt instead.
The beer at our stadium will never be as bad as the stuff at the MEN Arena. Alcohol makes you forget our powerplay. You now have chance to re-acquaint yourself with all those friends you used to see on a Saturday night.
Someone other than us signed Paul Kruse. At least our owner isn't asking the fans to have a whip round for £90,000. At least we got to the Play-Offs this time. |