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1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. Reduces stress.
3. Leads to more honest communications.
4. Reduces complaints about low pay.
5. Cuts down on time off, because you can work with a hangover.
6. Helps save on heating costs in the winter.
7. Encourages carpooling.
8. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
9. Eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
10. Makes fellow employees, of the opposite sex, look better.
11. Makes the cafeteria food taste better.
12. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
13. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common, not just restricted to the higher ups.