The Curry Song

'The Indian Curry Rhadsody' (sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) submitted to the guestbook by Vicky

(verse 1):

Naan, just killed a man

Poppadom against his head

Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead

Naan, Dinner's Just Begun

But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away

Nann, ohhhh ohhhhhh

Didn't mean to make you cry

Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow

Curry On, Curry On

Cause Nothing Really Madras

(verse 2):
Too Late, My Dinner's Gone
Sends Shivers Down my Spine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo
Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh
The Doopiaza is so Mild
I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All

(Guitar Solo)

I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
Vindaloo Does Nicely
Very Very Spicy Meat!
Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a Nann (A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me
He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory
Stand you Well Back cause the Loo is Quarantined
Here it Comes, There it Goes, Technicolour Yawn
I Chunder NO! It's Coming up Again (There he Goes)
I Chunder NO! Its Coming back Again (There he Goes)
Coming Back Again (Up Again)
Here it Goes Again (No, No, No, No, No, No NO)
On my Knees I'm on my Knees (On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes)
This Vindaloo It's About to Wreck my Guts
Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....

(Guitar Solo)

So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
Oh Maybe
But now you Puke Like a Baby
Just had to Come out
It Just had to Come Right out in Here

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