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Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
---Women's restroom,
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Remember, it's not, "How
high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
---Rest stop off Route
81, West Virginia
No matter how good she
looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her shit.
---Men's Room, Linda's
Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
To do is to be - Descartes
To be is to do - Voltaire
Do be do be do - Frank
Sinatra
---Men's restroom, Greasewood
Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona
Make love, not war.-Hell,
do both, get married!
---Women's restroom,
The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles, you're going
to have trouble with
it.
---Women's restroom,
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas
Watch out for Gay Limbo
Dancers
---Inside toilet stall
door, Men's restroom
Express Lane: Five beers
or less
---Sign over one of the
urinals, Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hills, CA
You're too good for him.
---Sign over mirror in
Women's restroom, Ed Debevics,Beverly Hill, CA
No wonder you always go
home alone.
---Sign over mirror in
Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hills, CA
The best way to a man's
heart is to saw his breast plate open.
---Women's restroom,
Murphy's, Champaign, IL
If you voted for Clinton
in the last election, you can't take a dump
here. Your asshole is
in Washington.
---Men's room Outback
Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
Beauty is only a light
switch away.
---Perkins Library, Duke
University, Durham, NorthCarolina.
I've decided that to raise
my grades I must lower my standards.
---Houghton Library,
Harvard University, Cambridge,Massachusetts.
If life is a waste of
time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
get wasted together and
have the time of our lives.
---Armand's Pizza, Washington,
D.C.
God made pot. Man made
beer. Who do you trust?
---The Irish Times, Washington,
D.C.
At the feast of ego, everyone
leaves hungry.
---Bentley's House of
Coffee and Tea, Tucson,Arizona
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
---Written in the dust
on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.
If voting could really
change things, it would be illegal.
---Revolution Books,
New York, New York
Don't trust anything that
bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
---Men's restroom, Murphy's,
Champaign, IL
What are you looking up
on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's,
Lexington, KY
