Jolly Jokes!

Where do hamsters live?
In Hamsterdam!!

Why did the duck cross the road?
To prove it wasn't a chicken!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pig
Pig who?
Pig that say omk omk omk!!

Why were 4, 5 and 6 scared of seven? 
Because 7 ate 9!

What do you get if you sit on a chair covered with honey?
Sticky buns!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts

Why did Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
Because she kept running away from the ball!!

Why did the lemon run into the middle of the road?
Because he wanted to play squash!!         

What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
A Teapot!!

Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed!!

What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards!

We love to get new jokes! If you know a really funny, child friendly joke, why not send it to us and we might put it on this page! Don't forget to include the answer!!

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