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Piccadilly, London, March
18 1987 11:33 pm
The Piggin' At The Hard Rock
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I've been working oh so hard
now from the dawn until the night
I was wondering just where
on Earth I'm gonna get a bite?
I was hit by a thought as
I travelled away
Just git yerself on down
to The Hard Rock Café!
Man, the queue outside was
two people deep
And it looked just like a
centipede out there in the street
But, I was one on my own,
so, I rode on through
It's so lucky on your own
there, but, much worse when you're two!
The people in the queue stopped
to look and stare
Just who the hell is that
guy, is he Fred Astaire?
I didn't give a damn, I just
danced on up
Have you got a seat for just
one? Fill my loving cup!
The Head Guy he just smiled
and he said This way,
We have got a seat for you
guy and, you got it right away!
I sat down on a barstool
with a salivating grin
The Annie came on up to me!
Jeez! Where do I begin?
We got guacamole and chilli,
we got corn on the cob,
You can pig out on a sandwich
'cos you look just like a slob!
We can do a real good T-Bone
or a Chefs' Delight?
No! I'll have a Bacon Burger
lightly grilled just right!
A Hard Rock Bacon Burger
is a sight to be seen
'Cos it really is Orgasmic
if ya know what I mean!
With a glass of Coke along
side, slippin' down real smooth
And when you finish piggin',
well, I bet that you can't move!
If you think that you are
finished, better think again
For, there's more to come,
so tempting that your stomach feels no pain!
We got Coke Float we got
Ice Cream and you won't believe the size
We got good 'Ol Mom's Real
Apple Pie and splits to mesmerize!
I can't take it but I'm gonna
as it really ain't a joke
When you're piggin' at the
Hard Rock you're no ordinary folk!
'Cos to Pig Out at the Hard
Rock costs you Blood and Sweat and Tears
Man, I hope that I can pig
there for another Hundred Years!
Pig On! Hard Rock!
Apologies but I can't seem to make this link to www.hardrock.com
Hurrah I made it work ! It's definitely worth it !
Me fixed it now! Truck On Over To The Hard Rock!
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