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The latest PC Stuff update
and upcoming Gaming Stuff MiniSite and Forums
What's up, running and still to come on
PC Stuff
News on the up and coming Flash site
Special thanks to people who helped me with this site
Rich Nicholls' final thought...
Here's what's weird about this site. I update my
page every few days for a week and then stop for about month. So you may
notice many small changes on a day to day basis and wonder "Why are none of
these things up when he said they would be up in the next update. Every so
often (about every other month) I do a major update. This is when all of
the promises are either broken (as with abandonware) or kept (like the sorta
finished Web Page Stuff MiniSite. In some small updates recently I've
included Meta tag information, search engine submission tips to appear near the
top and included the above NavPic. Sorry the Forum and Gaming Stuff
MiniSite won't be up for a while, but I assure you they will (remember, I
assured you, so don't trust me!).
The latest PC
Stuff update and the upcoming Gaming Stuff MiniSite and Forums
Compared
to all of the areas of the last update this one has been mostly targeted at the
HTML and Java MiniSite and the Fun Stuff MiniSite. This updates will make
you piss yourself with glee (Note: This will only happen if you have
prostate problems!):
- Fun Stuff MiniSite
- There has been a huge update here, where it has rocketed from a lousy
three Java games to a total of 25!!! Most of these games are the
greatest ones that you could download from the Internet, all brought
together under one room, well... file at least. This is what took the
most time and caused the big problems with Freeservers, which did not like
me uploading the 650 odd files to bring this brilliant section to you.
Freeservers are good, but a bit slack when uploading many files as with many
they upload the file names but not the data contained in the files, so it
appears as though all of your files are up when only a few are actually
running, hence the reason for many dead links on my last site.
- Web Page
Stuff MiniSite
- Well, this is finally finished (well, up anyway), all of the files are up including the much
pursued Meta tag information. Although there is a lack of Java Scripts
at present there is an extensive free HTML guide covering many areas of the
Internet language. Anyone expecting to find applets will have to wait
for the next extensive update!
- Chat Room
MiniSite - After a long time this is finally brought to
you. There is only one at the moment, but it uses a program that links
to about 10 chat rooms. As soon as this site starts making money I
will invest in a new chat room program and bring you a minimum of 10 chat
rooms all on my site over a wide range of computer-related programs.
- Links
- I've finally updated the links section, fixing the broken links and
inserting scoring and short reviews. More sites will be listed soon
and email me if you want your site listed.
Abandonware MiniSite - I'm
very sorry for those of you who often came here to download some of the games
that were up, but I was told to delete all of the files as I was infringing upon
Copyright laws.
Never mind though, as in the new Gaming Stuff MiniSite
under construction there will be the following:
- Comparison of the new next generation games consoles,
featuring Dreamcast, X-Box, Playstation 2 and Dolphin, in which the most
powerful console will be discussed as well as the most popular. There
will even be a voting poll held for the top console.
- Freeware downloads, including some of the Fun Stuff MiniSite
files, games and programs.
- The Top 10 PC, Playstation and N64 games ever made
reviewed and ripped open with downloadable demos and patches.
- Probably more stuff, depending on if I can be arsed.
Alas, there is not information on the Flash update here as
I still haven't got around to it (and I don't even know how to create the
stuff). As soon as I get hold of Macromedia Flash 4 I'll start
construction (I'm still buying a £400 piece of software to improve this site
for you!).
Welcome, if you will (or if you won't just click on one of the links as I'm
just talking crap and trying to put some info on this page so a search engine
may find my site) the new improved site in which, in
comparison to the last site,...
- games run at full speed and no longer slow down when
something complicated happens (due to a boring GIF logo instead of a Java
applet running with it),
- your browser will not crash due to RAM guzzling (again,
due to the title),
- you have the ability to view this main frame instead of
the other five frames blocking the way, since now there's a dramatically
reduced number of four (well, they are smaller than on the last site),
- and there's a choice to mute the annoying midi music that plays (in case
you've heard it but you don't know where, which is unlikely as only die hard
fans of this series, like me, know of its existence, is the
theme tune from "Space Quest 3: The Pirates of Pestulon",
which I've probably misspelled).
What's up, running and still to come on PC Stuff
Here's a short list of stuff that's on my web site. The rest of the
crap on this page is just here because I got board one rainy Saturday
afternoon. Anyway...
- All in all there are currently 100 pages
(or
there about) up and
running on this web site. An extraordinary feat for any personal web
site (shame about the content though!). A total of around 750 files
are now up and running on PC Stuff.
- Main Page - here! This is here. The wonder of here! Not
much point of a link but I'm giving info on the whole site.
- Email - not really a page as such, but it is a way you can send me a threatening
letter. Almost impossible to resist, isn't it.
- Fun Stuff MiniSite - at last, a proper page! This mini site (hence
MiniSite) contains Java games and programs which all play online.
- Web Page
Stuff MiniSite -
a boring site for boring people, like
me. Contains coding and applets for if you want to create a web page
as crap as this one (just kidding! You could do better with your eyes
closed). More stuff coming soon. What fun!
- Chat Room MiniSite - it's a virtual room, where you chat, in a mini
site. It doesn't need much explaining really. Well, as you were
stupid enough to come here then you might have needed that explanation.
- Links - at links already? There's not much up here, is
there?
Well, that's it at the moment, but here's what's coming (no promises, it
really depends if I can be bothered to do anything)...
- Computer game review -
Also known as Gaming Stuff which will be coming soon featuring game reviews,
game console information and comparisons and freeware downloads.
- More Java games - I know
I've just done a huge update giving over 20 more Java games, but there's
another one right around the corner, providing at least 10 more games and as
many as another 20! As soon as I am able to incorporate the games in
my site they will be here to play!
- Forums -
soon there will be a forum for absolutely everything (except Pokemon!
I hate Pokemon! And if anyone sends me a request for anything Pokemon
I'll send them the Pikachu virus which will fry their system. Ha ha ha
ha ha!).
- More chat rooms - more rooms for
virtually everything to do with the PC - most probably other stuff too.
News on the up and coming Flash site
Well, all of you who like my site, yes, I'm talking to you Ian and Michael
(no one else does, not even me, that's why you constantly hear me telling you
that this site is crap because, lets face it, it is) there will be a new Flash
site up and running in a month, or two, or three, or twelve, or whenever I can
be arsed to do it. If you want to upgrade to Flash 4.0 click here.
It will feature...
- About 10 or so Flash games - this games load faster and have better
graphics than Java games, which will also be featured.
- Decent movie-like intros- these look good and load quickly,
- A great layout for the site - this will enable good navigation and improve
what this dank sewer looks like.
Of course, I made many promises about including stuff like
really good abandonware games, a huge selection of Java games, many forums and
chat rooms on the
last site and look what happened... nothing. So, if you want to see a
Flash site hold your breath and wait until I can be bothered to try.
Special thanks to people who helped me with this
site
Well, well, well. This is the section all of you visitors have been
waiting for so that you can send death threats and kill whoever assisted in this
god-awful web site who you want to stop before any more harm is unleashed upon
the world (for legal reasons I have to say DON'T DO THIS for some stupid reason
someone told me about). Well, prepare to witness the underlings of the
internet...
- Freeservers
- Okay, so that I don't get my site "accidentally deleted" (as I
was warned about in the conditions) I have to act all nice and write what
they prepared for me. Ahem... "Freeservers provides a
quality free service to it's users in which members are given a large 20MB
web site and access to numerous resources including graphics, programs and
all of software that can to be used to enhance web sites, all in exchange
for a small advert to be placed at the top of each page within their web
site." Well, this is true, and they do provide a kinda good service,
except for the site of their annoying advert which ruins every single page
upon my site and often advertises whatever my visitors don't want to know
about. Stupid banner! It takes up so much space data within the
frames can't be read. Bloody Freeservers... And the stupid thing
where only some of the files are uploaded successfully really pisses you
off! Ahem,
sorry about that. Was I convincing?
- Fortune
City - Brilliant service! You get a total of 100MB of web
space when you become a member. Without these people I would have no
one to rely upon when Freeservers wouldn't upload all of my files.
Despite removing the abandonware, and the ridiculously long web page address
my collection of Java games can now be played by all! If you want a
web site than I recommend these people. Sure the address is long, but
if you go to V3
then you can get a short web address shortcut like http://surf.to/pcstuff,
which is a lot better than the normal one you'll get, mine is http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/skyscraper/core/359/index.htm.
Fortune City also give a brilliant collection of tools and stuff which, I
must say, improve vastly upon Freeservers. This is the greatest web
space provider ever!
- Bravenet
- This is a truly brilliant site which offers tonnes of advice and tips for
building and promoting your web page. There are counters, guides,
scripts, forums, chat rooms and everything else needed to make a great web
page. I didn't use much of what they have to offer, but I did use some
of their search engine submission tips which I've taken some points from and
included in my Web Page Stuff
MiniSite, as well as tips from other sites. If you need an
archive for building your site this is it!
- Paul
McNally - Okay, so it wasn't so much help as cussing me down
about his site being so superior to mine and telling me how I couldn't make
a web site that anyone would visit (well you are, aren't you, so he was
wrong) that I decided to build one that would supercede his. Ha!
I could never build an even remotely good web site, what was I thinking? But
seriously, his site is a good little thing and he has helped me bring
this nightmare to you.
Say Paul, whatever happened to "The Palace of Glittering Delights"
which you stole from god knows whom?
Rich Nicholls' final thought...
Well, you're probably ecstatic to hear, well, read anyway, that I have
nothing else to write. Yes, I can imagine your tears of joy and cries of
delight. So, I'll leave you with the following words:
You're a twat! You go onto the internet and you read
this? What kind of a moron are you? Why don't you do something
constructive instead of wasting you time reading crap like this on a crap site
like this? Please, do something remotely interesting. I was stupid
enough to write this rubbish, you're a bloody moron if you read it!
Please, doing GCSEs is more fun than reading the crap I write. Hell, reading Paul
McNally's jokes are more fun than what I write. Please, either go to
another page on this site or leave. Just leave this cruddy page. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
GO!!! Thank you.
Oh, the Ricky Springer bit, ahem...
If we all just take time to look at
ourselves and appreciate what we have become and are capable of we will learn to
avoid god awful sites like this one and watch the fake fights on my show instead
which
are brought to you without pay-per-view showing completely fake life stories of demented
American's in weird sexual situations, where all of the decent conversions are censored
as well as all nudity. Thank you, and see you next week on "The Ricky
Springer Show".
Come on you %&*<~#*, I'll $*£%@
your ugly $%^*~, and then I'll *&£$@ you &*%^*@%$*£@<#!!!
RICKY! RICKY! RICKY! RICKY!
RICKY! RICKY! RICKY!
The above text is based upon my
own series called Ricky Springer. Any similarities to people or
copyrighted material is strictly unintentional.
