Medical Humour

 

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What is the difference between a dead dog and a dead NHS manager?...there are skid marks in front of the dog.

The old ones are always the best :-)

 

God and a Consultant were talking. The Consultant asked God if doctors and managers would ever get on.

"Yes", God said, "but not in my lifetime."

 

I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. Harry S. Truman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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