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[Dundee]

[Silk screening]

[Grenar]

[Canterbury]

[Dyfed]

[Recipe]

[Datorbutik]

[Florida]

[Loch Ness]

Jokes

The patrol officer stopped a motorist for a traffic violation. Standing outside his expensive foreign car, the red-faced driver frantically waved his hands and jumped up and down. "I'll have your job for this!" he shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Sir, you wouldn't want my job," replied the unruffled officer as he wrote out the citation. "The hours are long, the pay is low, and you meet some of the nastiest people."