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A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce.

He is taking all of her background information and asks her, 'Do you have grounds for a divorce?'

To which she replies, 'Well, we have three acres.'

'No, ma'am. What I mean is, does he beat you up?' asks the attorney.

'No, I get up around 6:30 and he sleeps until 7:00,' she responds.

Feeling a little frustrated the attorney asks, 'Lady, tell me, do you have a grudge?'

Looking very confident she states, 'No, we have a carport.'

At this point the lawyer has lost his patience and asks, 'Look, Lady, why do you want a divorce?'

'Because he can't hold an intelligent conversation!'



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