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My friend Don, a minor-league umpire, is used to being heckled by fans.

But imagine his surprise when he was rushing to umpire an exhibition game at Coors Field in Denver. After a long search for a place to change clothes, Don finally located a room with a neatly lettered sign, "Dressing Room, Umpires Only."

As he was about to go in, however, he inspected the sign more closely. Below the printed legend was the same message... written in Braille.