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A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives
how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word
that he is to return home.
He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives
was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts
walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the
chief, 'This is a tree.'
The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.'
The missionary is pleased with the response.
They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock
and says, 'This is a rock.'
Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.'
The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the
results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he
peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of
heavy romantic activity. The padre is really flustered
and quickly responds, 'Riding a bike.'
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his
blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic
and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching
the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other,
so how could he just kill these people in cold blood
that way?
The chief replied, 'My bike'.
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