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Of course, footballers have played a vital part in the history of the mullet. The most celebrated cases in this country were those of Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle. I *really* need good pictures of Chris Waddle and Barry Venison. If you've got some, then get in touch.
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Click the thumbnail to enlarge
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What can I say? Chris has brought the mullet into the UK public eye and is probably the finest that I have come across. Sadly, Chris has now opted for a dull short-back-and-sides. A nation mourns.
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Former England manager Glenn was recently sacked by the FA. However, this was not for ill-articulated comments about the disabled (as is commonly believed) but for crimes committed against hair in a past decade.
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Universally hated diving German striker who has the annoying habit of saying "Ja, for sure".
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Journeyman butter-fingered keeper who is currently at Nottingham Forest.
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'70s superstar, noted for his womanising and drinking (weren't they all?).
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Barry achieved fame in the '80s with his combination of god-awful suits and heinous hair.
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The errant, genius Scot won adoration from Arsenal fans despite inconsistent form. Disturbingly, this hero-worship often extended to hair.
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This QPR hardman I know little of. Before my time, I think.
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Another unpopular German, Tony hit the headlines after the 1982 World Cup semi-final when he almost killed the Frenchman Battiston (I think that's his name) with a flying lunge aimed at his neck. Amazingly, he wasn't even booked.
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Former Spurs and Portsmouth winger who married someone famous, I think.
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