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Perhaps the natural home of the mullet is in the music industry. David Bowie was a pioneer in the '70s as the pictures below testify. Their heyday was in the 1980s although Rick Witter is determined to uphold a fine tradition of bad hair. However, I need more musical mullet pictures so if you've got any, contact me!
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Click the thumbnail to enlarge
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'80s New Romantic fops whose fat singer managed to marry a supermodel. The highlight of their career was undoubtedly having their song Rio used on an advert for the Rover Metro.
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In between churning out the odd catchy tune, Bono spent the '80s preaching to the masses about all kinds of boring crap. But what a mullet!
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The master of androgyny and inspiration to Marilyn Manson, Suede, Brian Molko et al sported a terrific red number during his Ziggy Stardust phase.
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The king of Country + Western mullets needs no introduction.
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Please mum! Make the scary man go away! Mr Cave, however, is not a true Mullethead; for a start he makes great music and his fanbase does not consist of greasy grunge-wannabe teenagers.
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The housewife's favourite has polluted our airwaves with a string of piss-poor syrupy ballads.
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Once, twice, three times a mullet.
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Another '70s mullet pioneer, Rod inspired a number of copycat haircuts amongst his adoring fans, including (most embarrassingly) my father.
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Limahl was the singer in the appalling Kajagoogoo. They enjoyed hits with songs such as "Too Shy". Thankfully, he is now out of the public eye.
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Another '80s icon of shite. Nik's songs included "The Riddle" and "Wouldn't It Be Good".
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I am informed that this group were once popular in the '80s but I have never heard of them. Apparently, there were more than two members of the band, making the band's name a hilarious joke.
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