Hapless singer in crap indie band Shed Seven. Incidentally, his surname has become rhyming slang for anal sex.
Rick Witter
Terence Trent D'Arby
'80s smoochmeister Terence was, along with Sade, the soundtrack to countless yuppie dinner parties.
A bloke from Go West
Another naff '80s band who enjoyed chart success with "We Close Our Eyes" amongst others.
Michael Jackson
Before he began to make duff RnB, the King of Pop had a tres cool greasy mullet.
A-Ha
Scandinavians have never been stylish, nor good musicians.
Shot to the heart / And you're to blame / You give hair / A Bad name! Bon Jovi are perhaps the archetypal white trash band and JBJ can easily blend in with his fans with this cut.
