Know someone with a mullet? Do you want the whole world to laugh at them? Then shop them in to The Mullet Police. Post the image (make it reasonable quality) to me. A plea: if you're going to send a picture, firstly make it a JPEG (nice and small please - max 150K if you can) and secondly please don't send me pics from other mullet sites. Theft isn't clever and you'll go to hell. Provide details of the hair criminal such as musical tastes (80s RAWK!), age, name and anything else we can laugh at.

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NAME: Unknown
FROM: USA, probably
COMMENTS: This villain
is wearing formal dress
and so is either posing for a yearbook or is attending a wedding. Imagine what the wedding photo must look like.
PUNISHMENT: Life imprisonment

NAME: Bobby Sixshooter (no, really)
FROM: USA
COMMENTS: This felon "stars" in the show "Renegade". Oh yes.
PUNISHMENT: Relocation to Channel 5
SUBMITTED BY: Mads Holvik

NAME: Julian Richer
FROM: UK
COMMENTS: The head of Richer Sounds was discovered by me whilst looking through an economics magazine.
PUNISHMENT: Demotion to Dixons shop assistant

NAME: ?  FROM: Oh, just look at him. He *must* be American. COMMENTS: I bet he likes "WaReZ" PUNISHMENT: Make him work for Geocities SUBMITTED BY: Rob Arsenault

NAME: Grant Strudley
FROM: Reading, UK
COMMENTS: I don't know about you, but he scares the shit out of me.
PUNISHMENT: None. He looks dangerous and is probably armed.
SUBMITTED BY: Lucy Evans

NAME: ? FROM: USA, natch COMMENTS: The Mullet Police are always striving to strike out the cancer of corruption. PUNISHMENT: He's a cop. Can there be a lower profession?
SUBMITTED BY: Pat McIlhenny

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