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This is my new cat page!As you can see, it is still being rebuilt, as the old one vanished from cyberspace, due to idiots at Geocities. I hope you will soon be able to visit it and see some wonderful cat pages. Meanwhile, if I have used anyone's graphics without permission, please bear with me - it's only temporary, until I can restore the page!

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Visit CLAW, the Internet Club for Cats.

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I love Somalis! I have been looking after two, twin neutered males, who look like this! somali

Today - Tuesday 14th September- I received the devastating news that one of the Somali twins has been killed in a car accident.
Now that you have crossed the Rainbow Bridge - Rest in peace, my darling.

Our friends from CLAW have given him a wonderful funeral service - it has helped me to cope.

I am in the process of adding some links to other Somali sites.

Visitez une liste francophone!

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This is MIDNIGHT.
She has written some absolutely wonderful POETRY, which you simply must read!!

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When you click on this image, you will be taken to CATLAND, an introduction to the inspired cat art of Louis Wain.

WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

Cats aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Cats don't care whether or not you shave your legs.
Cats don't like beer.
Cats don't brag about whom they've slept with.
Cats don't like football.
Cats don't go ON AND ON about football when they've been asked not to.
Cats don't correct your stories.
Cats mean it when they show affection.
Cats are prettier - and they don't fart in bed.

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HAMLET'S CAT To go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within: That is the question. Whether 'tis better for a cat to suffer The cuffs and butts of inclement weather That Nature rains on those who roam abroad, Or to take a nap upon a scrap of carpet, And so by dozing, melt the solid hours That clog the clocks bright gears with sullen time And stall the dinner bell. To sit, to stare Outdoors, and by a stare to seem to state A wish to venture forth without delay, The when the portal's opened up, to stand As if transfixed by doubt. To prowl;To sleep; To choose not knowing when we may once more Our readmittance gain; Aye, there's the hairball; For if a paw were shaped to turn a knob, Or work a lock, or slip a window catch, And going out and coming in were made As simple as the breaking of a bowl, What cat would bear the household's petty plagues, The cook's well-practiced kicks, the butler's broom, The infant's careless pokes, the tickled ears, The trampled tail and all the daily shocks That fur is heir to, When, of his own free will, He might his exodus or entrance make With a mere mitten? Who would spaniels fear, Or strays trespassing from a neighbour's yard, But that the dread of our unheeded cries And scratches at a barricaded door No claw can open up, dispels our nerve And makes us rather bear our humans' faults. This caution doth make housecats of us all; And thus the bristling hair of resolution Is softened up with the pale brush of thought, And since our choices hinge on weighty things, We pause upon the threshold of decision.

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STRICT AND UNBENDING RULES FOR DEALING WITH STRAY CATS

1. Stray cats will not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yuumy treats and leftover fish scraps.
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence and will not be petted, played with, or picked up and cuddled.
6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with, or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily.
7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be givn names.
8. Stray cats with or without names will not be allowed inside the house at any time.
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times.
10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in "y".
11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.
12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the REALLY GOOD furniture.
13. Stray cats will be permitted on all furniture but must sharpen claws on the new, VERY EXPENSIVE sisal-rope cat-straching post with three perches.
14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the sand.
15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-imnpact plastic tray filled with Fresh'n'Sweet cat litter.
16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.
17. Stray cats will sleep outside.
18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.
20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.
21.Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambswool pillow.
22.Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
23. Stray cats will only be allowed to sleep at the foot of our bed.
24.Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.
25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot.
26. Stray cats will not be allowed to play on the desk.
27, Stray cats will not be allowed to play on the desk near the computer .
28. Stray cats will not be allowed to play on the desk near the computer when the human is wecidjfakrawenrseia29423u9042u....... USING IT!!!

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