To Catch a Feather on a Fan

"A person may appear a fool and yet not be one.

He may only be guarding his wisdom carefully."

Zengetsu

An uninvited face peered around a slatternly bookshelf like a panchromatic pigmy sizing up her potential victim from behind a company of charitable trees with a telephoto blowpipe. It was Iron who had insisted on investigating this supposedly derelict public amenity for signs of any governmental activity which in any case could hardly be termed 'life'. Always keen to place a ventral punch into the savrian sacrum of the asphyxiating authorities; if such a concept was logically possible; he had failed to comprehend the irony with which recent history had converted the hunter into the hunted and vice versa. In all fairness though, the two designations proved fiercely interchangeable; one day they would be pursuing a likely litter of undertrained authoritarian footmen in their own inconspicuous although entirely legal hideaways; the next ducking droves of burgeoning bullets from the gratuitous gun barrels of bestial bounty hunters. They had happened upon a lonesome hussar outside an abandoned public library who had assured them when questioned with a scurry of fisticuffs after a brave apprehension attempt on his part that nothing unusual was going on here, which the upstart duo consequently took to infer that a high profile security impeachment was underway somewhere within these four gluttonous walls. Iron; like a young passenger nagging his dad to drive all the way to the top level of the car park just so that he could entertain disturbing fantasies of the vehicle leaping off the ten story structure in a glorious but irrationally unscathing stunt; had opted for the penultimate level of the reprehensible repository while Lincoln fended off the former felons one brace of heaving shelves and sickly red carpet below.

With little occasion for elaborate epistemology given the standing social climate, she wondered why this whole place hadn't gone up in flames by now. Come to think of it, it was probably a posse of pernicious pyrotechnitions who strolled through this swollen scholarly citadel today about to reduce the thing to a literary crisp; which might mean it was she who would be next in line to fry like a stuffed guy on a celebratory pyre. Unable to decipher the sallow whiff of burning, she reveled in her own inaccuracy and resumed a rebellious reconnaissance.

Iron leant a glance to the right, then one to the left as if offering prayer; registering information with the speed of the most prolific computer calculator. Nothing but books. They swamped the shelves; they soaked the walls. He leant his head back against a bulging shelf as he rubbed a pair of exhausted eyes into focus and pulled at his ears like a fidgeting monkey as if to stretch the eardrums. "A font of knowledge." he remarked to himself in the deaf silence; "today's governments have little time for such things." True to form, libraries had been closed along with hospitals, police stations, movie theaters and mental hospices. Even truer to form, the space had not been used for anything more profitable. The doors were constantly locked and bolted and the warehouse of fact and fiction left well alone.

There was a low crunch of carpet under the reckless appliance of an implied footstep. Iron instinctively dropped onto his hands and knees, then shoulders and head; gazing through the gap between the bottom shelf of the wide row in which he had stood. Sure enough, between this and the very next line of dull metallic free standing shelves stacked solid with volumes of argument and literature deemed too dangerous for the new regime’s survival, a matching duo of camouflage military boots plugged themselves to the spot as if fastened to the bobbly carpet by nine inch nails. Iron dragged himself forward in tenacious silence and swept an arm under the swaying shelving as if demonstrating a swimming stroke; catching a shocked officer of the law's ankles and sending him reeling to the ground. As his downward inertia propelled him face first into a king sized volume discarded by an over anxious student whose academic eyes had been too large for his intellect to stomach in a long gone, semi civilized era, one officer Jacobs concluded that perhaps security was not his forte. Iron harbored no such ill confidence, but urged himself not to pluck an unnerving sprig of enjoyment from the varitable mulberry bush of brutality in which he admittedly only half heartedly resisted involving himself in. Within seconds, he had hopped through an opening and into his counterpart's catastrophically narrow aisle, where the suitably embarrassed Jacobs had stuttered onto weary feet and produced a comparably weary punch. Iron ducked forward and blasted a straight punch into Jacobs' exposed ribs before running his face through a shelful of books on social equality and consumer politics. He proceeded to thump a knee into his stomach and hurled him into a flimsy tower of volumes on law and order with a reverse half roundhouse for good measure. Iron could in all honesty proclaim that he didn't like brutality on an ideological level, but realized every beast has two faces. There was something in the martial artist's psyche that alluded more to the 'art' than its application.

Lincoln meanwhile, felt like a lonely soldier in a lost war; faced with an infinite supply of book shelves in square and rectangular regiments built up around her as if she stood in an army trench flanked with sandbags. Utilizing a combination of sound and logic, she sensed an approaching figure on each of the adjacent parallel rows and broke suddenly to a dead halt. She watched shadowy footsteps catch up and go in front, then resumed her earlier speed some five paces behind. She squinted; half a meter further on on the right hand side a shelful of books had been removed at just below shoulder height, creating a two foot gap. "Ah, luck can be the kindest, most unpredictable thing." she reminded herself as she sidestepped faster in ghostly silence, overtook her opponents by a single step and snapped a foot through the gap and into the unsuspecting Officer Bilec's left cheekbone and back into her own walkway with uncanny accuracy. "And not a book out of place." She took this momentary opportunity to roll forward to the tumultuous reception of a crazed repertoire of machine gun fire which tore apart paper and metal alike as she span out of the firing line like a hexed hedgehog tumbling away from a perilous predator like a roving rubber ball. The problem with declaring your intent so forcefully is that whereas one half of the opposition may have been put out of the picture for the moment, the other's attention will invariably be whipped into a ravenous frenzy with you as its target.

Placing the cold metal of her gun to her face as a precaution she would in fairness not stoop to take should something go ridiculously wrong, she headed for a beckoning crossroads which offered two new directions to choose from; a pair of differing fates on the road of life. Behind, Officer Gimenez had eased the noise level as he realized his glorified instinct action had been in vain, but this only heightened his thirst for salvaging a candy sweet victory where his partner had so tactlessly failed. Lincoln stepped into the junction and slipped her weapon back into her jacket without having used it; too much blood and too little restraint is the devil's way of trying to make you feel at home. Of all the things he could have expected, Giminez should have expected this one, but had never been over cautious in his mental preparations for such a routine task as checking out what everyone had previously known as an abandoned building for reported signs of reactionary activity; and consequently suffered for it. Simplicity was to be the order of the day as Lincoln sent her striking foot into his midsection with sufficient conviction to drive him a step back, then whacked him back further with a sidekick from her trailing leg into the sharp edge of a nearby tower of free standing shelves which creaked and wobbled threateningly but refused to give way as if with an extraneous passion. Giminez consoled himself on the merits of hand to hand combat as his gun stammered out of his grasp while Lincoln appealed to his poor span of concentration as she raised her guard and distractingly waved her fingers as if a mother sending her kid to summer camp. Giminez assumed superiority and recalled the bloodied noses, facial scars and black eyes of an 'illustrious' career in underground boxing. But Lincoln was to make the art of boxing a boxer look like a walk in the park as she ducked below a dozey hook and planted a left hand under his guard and onto his chin before putting him to the floor with a thundering right hook to the other side of the face.

Now Giminez was on his knees like a peon at the feet of a sapient king; and far from happy. Adjusting his jaw with a clunky hand, he regained his footing with the help of a recently vacated shelf and persuaded himself of the validity of the term 'beginner's luck'. Having trained and battled; toiled and in a roundabout way triumphed for more punch drunk years than his ailing membranes could recall, he knew the only notable effect of a strike to a numb and stricken body such as his own would be to drive him on to greater things as long as he refused to allow potential mortification from afflicting his time toned technique. If he was anything, Giminez was orthodox when it came to fighting. If Lincoln was not anything on that subject, it was the same thing, if that made any sense. She threw a stiff jab as if she was offloading a knockout blow, which required a full stretch of the arm and shoulder, and sped at him from such an unpredictable angle that all Giminez's bobbing and weaving of the head suddenly appeared sadly negligent with that particular jackhammer shot squashing his nose like a ripe tomato that failed to live up to EU agricultural standards. The roving revolutionary kept her eyes firmly on her adversary like a wily master fending off with acquired ease a young pretender's enthusiastic if ill considered offensive. The unappreciative recipient failed to decipher the approach of an ambidextrous left hook to the jaw then another right of similar vein before it was too late; Lincoln was like an invisible gnat buzzing around at a ferocious pace; biting unannounced here and there and flitting off to another target before the victim could swat it out of harm's way.

But while Giminez cursed his lack of judgment, Lincoln was already contemplating that final, fatal chomp. Noting a clear shelf just off floor level on the right and another a little further up the wall on the left, she decided that perhaps when available, the promise of a glorified finish surpassed that of a comparably laid back one. She hopped onto the shelf on the left with her nearest leg, placed the other on the opposite as if climbing a step ladder and achieved the desired influx of height and velocity as she first swiped his guard aside with the left before snapping his head round from one side to the other with a cross face right legged spinning heel kick. All this was enough for Giminez; who fell predictably backwards; crumpling to the floor in unison with his oppressor; who landed belatedly but a significant degree more respectfully from the otherwise unattainable height she had made for herself. Giminez's unspoken decree was that he'd had enough, and his haggard legs duly agreed.

One floor up and several paces to the left, Iron squatted like a praying mantis behind an unstable rack of uninspiring looking titles on economics. It felt like an age had passed before the glugging footsteps on the other side had stumbled into the line of fire, and he had begun to distract himself as he eyed the titles of countless valuptuous blue spined volumes. Realizing all in an instant that he had almost neglected his chance, he took hold of the bottom of a shelf and drove his weight into it; toppling the whole gaunt metal structure onto the shocked foot soldier's now dizzy head to the climatic outcry of both man and rack as the entire section tumbled unerringly to the floor.

Downstairs, Lincoln rolled her eyes like a disgruntled adolescent asked to do her household chores and sniggered perhaps impolitely at the uproar. A rabble of security men on her own floor clearly took the unannounced symphony of crashes and bangs emerging from upstairs to be some divine announcement of armageddon as they treated the whole occurrence as an excuse to waste their ammunition; thereby providing a decent alibi when god arrived that the empty gun barrels ensured no thoughts of homicide had existed in the potential perpetrator’s minds. An unwise decision; Lincoln imagined; since not only did this mean that the sharp shooter had nullified his own weapon before even acquiring a target to fire at in the unlikely event that rather than biblical revelation this was merely a stack of shelves dying on their feet, but also that clearly god would have known that the damn gun had been loaded from the very start. This protest duly lodged, she performed a backward roll, landed on one knee and drew her own weapon from her inside pocket in one flowing movement and pointed it squarely with an outstretched arm at the fatalistic felon's quivering brow having accurately calculated his position through an obscure mixture of the faculty of hearing and common sense. Security officer Mayreb was so surprised at this he dropped his gun and raised his hands; forgetting inconveniently that in fact he was the cop and her the trespasser.

Upstairs, Iron caught a glimpse in the corner of her eye of a rush of orange at the far wall, but by the time he had turned it was gone. "Think I'm seeing things." Orange was not a hue typically associated with militia color schemes; "It hardly compliments camouflage. Knew all those shots to the head would catch up with me eventually." But this was a welcome change; some mystery to pursue. And besides, persuit would ensure heading out of this tedious maze of annuls on the most mind numbing subjects of the academic universe and into the more intriguing sphere of philosophy and literature; trusting, of course, the premise that we are made by the surroundings in which we base ourselves which admittedly was entirely dubious.

Down in the lower reaches of the lugubrious labyrinth of insensate shelving which appeared to stretch on ad infinitum in all directions, Lincoln was growing decidedly drained by this soporific saga, and was less than comforted to see the interminable incursion elongated with the fumbling arrival of another two inscrutable adjutants; expanding the officious conglomerate to a substantial four. She breathed prounouncefully like a passed over pensioner on a ventilator desperately seeking the attention of a doting nurse. There must have been some chronic cloning machine somewhere which burgeoningly begot these battalions of brainless brutes automatically; how else could wave after wave bare down so perpetually and persistently on her as if bloodhounds to a bountiful hunk of meat. Come to think of it, given the existence of such a device, it would probably have been negligent to the apathetic authorities to not use the technology to spawn an army of perfect war machines. Only the essentially inadequate abilities of these accused automatons rescued them from that charge. She sneaked invisibly down the adjoining eilse and admonished herself to postpone her perennial preoccupation with petty pugilism until the quartet of dutiful foot troops dispersed sympathetically into more manageable pairs. Her own inimitable and almost organic style demanding artistic application, she submitted to the most difficult and dangerous of tactics; scaling a tumble-down bookshelf which shook and rattled like a cheap balsa stairway being climbed by an overweight repairman laden with clanking tools as she vaulted single handily over the top to land as noiselessly as an agile gymnast directly behind the first two rankled security guards, who gaped in unrecommended hesitation before a speedy sidekick to the jaw snapped one of their number into an archetypical burst of venomous vexation, offering a philanthropic baseball pitch of a punch which Lincoln almost irresponsibly ignored; preferring to turn away from her opponent, spin around airborne with one leg aloft and drop it like a weighty beer keg on his face when the moment arose. Lieutenant Hex Jensen; the commanding officer of this perditioned platoon of insatiable illiterates; screwed up his face dumbfounded like an unwanted paper bag. His companion; flummoxed by the unannounced and only partially provoked attack, fell back gracelessly against an unyielding stack of heavily thumbed volumes and into the unforgiving wall beyond like a vertically challenged racehorse fatally misjudging the water jump.

Jensen drew a repugnant serrated blade reminiscent of some huge prehistoric carnivore's canine tooth as Lincoln nodded in eager rapport; unwary of the noisome narcissist's presupposed battle hardy expertise, and briefly slashed apart all of his lifelong over confidences by drooping her head below his helacious hack like a motorized playground swing then twirling a right foot unnervingly close to Jensen's nose as she sent the intentionally ineffective roundhouse across his guard. Jensen, of course, fell for this deception hook, line and sinker; stepping in to profit from Lincoln's supposed clumsiness and straight into a taut heel strike to the face with the same leg which she unleashed with little energy before dropping the attacking appendage to the floor, thus forcing her opponent to suffer the brunt of the assault coupled with his own momentum as he realized her ploy in time to appreciate the severity of the blow but nor quite soon enough for his brain to get the message to his body to avoid it. Lincoln wasn't finished; she seized this opportunity to leap at her disoriented foe, lift both legs off the ground together and snap each a different way simultaneously; twisting her body almost horizontally in the air to allow her to cross her feet over and back; left heel and the ball of the right foot striking at once in different directions like a huge blunt pair of scissors being opened before the crippling ailment of gravity brought her to an enforced squat. This produced the strange sensation of Jensen's head being rocked one way then the other as if being socked around each side of the head by twin sparring partners at the same instant. He couldn't fall left and couldn't fall right, so some defeatist mechanism in his brain came to the delayed conclusion that he had better fall backwards. With that, Lincoln reverse peddled out of harm's way, careful not to cross the other bungling guard’s field of vision like a scuttling rodent squirming out of the glare of car headlights and into its grassy roadside sanctuary. By the time the battered lieutenant and his right hand man had realized where they were, she was gone.

Iron, on the other hand, was practising the opposite strategy; pursuing rather than escaping. His curious target swerved and looped in and out of aisles in a confusing near stationary saraband which defied apprehension. This colorful countenance was not your everyday hoodlum; he navigated the corridors with both skill and familiarity, but eventually Iron's cunning manipulation of the place's geographical predictability allowed him to corner the suspect in a crooning cul de sac, although the figure he saw far from legitimized his expectation. With orange-red robes, shaven head and weighed down with a wealth of old and sacred looking volumes, he assumed through a forgotten history, sociology or religious education lesson back in the institute that this was a monk; even more unusually one of the East Asian rather than Benedictine variety.

He rubbed his eyes to make sure this apparent hallucination was in fact genuine and not some unauthorized exposition of the divine's subconscious pulled accidentally out of his true environment and placed here in a combination of bad luck and unpaid penance. But despite his absurd conjecture the strange character remained; a middle aged man of an at once humble and self assured demeanor; an alarming anachronism. "You're a monk, right?" The comment was half intended to shock the creator into realizing the error in this scene and magicking the stranger back into his intended time and place in the great scheme of things. Rinpoche Chen nodded and in remaining silent answered a hundred questions.

This display of apparently groundless calm worked like a bout of snake charming on Iron, and allowed Chen to turn and take a book from the shelf to add to his expanding collection as if the whole maze chase which had just reached its untimely conclusion was simply a byproduct of the monk getting to the section he had been headed for all the way in the swiftest manner, his pursuer all the while under the impression that it was he who was dictating the direction they took. "Well;" Iron was still scratching his head like the fourth monkey, who he could only imagine had to be dubbed 'think no evil'. This didn't fit the trend; it was a deviation from the plot. There were no monks in Manhattan. Religious persecution had been the first thing on Volscenzi junior's 'to do' list from the beginning; it had been banned for years and its practitioners had slipped off to Brooklyn or further afield if they had not decided to stay and campaign for the democratic resistance, which almost irrevocably resulted in hardship and probably assassination.

"What am I doing here?" Chen helpfully asked Iron's question for him, then proceeded to walk past the dumbstruck rebel and on towards a semi hidden stairway as if his body was oblivious to his presence while his conversation continued; indicating that his mind, at least, was. Iron, for his part, tagged along like a novice to the master. "My name is Rinpoche Chen, but you can call me Chen." Iron shrugged; at least that premise made sense. "A few years back I and a number of colleagues were on our way to New York on a humanitarian mission. We were headed for the outskirts; US held territory. The poverty on the other side of the waters causes much suffering. Unfortunately your local warlord has an over active siege mentality. He forced our plane to land in his own territory and we were arrested and imprisoned, but some of us managed to escape. We have all had brief military experience; the war affected most of Asia as well as Europe. I myself was a field doctor in the war before entering the priesthood. Unfortunately this island is a fortress, although it is far easier to get in than to get out." Iron recalled his own attempted incursions into US controlled territory;

"Yeah, tell me about it. So what happened to the others who escaped?"

"There are only two of us left." Iron, despite his generally optimistic view of human nature, was well aware of his unelected monarch's terror tactics; "I guess if there was still a UN or some tangible treaties to contravene you'd have some sort of diplomatic protection, right? They'd bust a gut to get you out."

"Fate has an intriguing way of directing you to the necessary task. There are many inside the fortress walls who require help; medical or otherwise, only here compassion invites you to transcend legality." That was an eloquent way of admitting criminality, but to be a law breaker in the eyes of a regime which violates human rights on a daily basis is perhaps praise rather than condemnation. "So you're a rebel like me, huh; a revolutionary?"

"Let me just say that the eye of the law is on me, which reminds me, I must thank you for blinding that particular gaze, at least for the time being." He bowed slightly which prompted Iron to awkwardly mimic his gesture as if a traveler trying to fit in with local custom; "so how do you combat the authorities?"

"Combat is not an auspicious term. I prefer to heal; to defend rather than attack. I and my last remaining friend run a field hospital of sorts beneath this building. We cater for victims of this regime; the poor and starving, the ill and wounded to whom health services are not available; and those outcasts who; like myself; are targets of this government."

"So a stroke of luck working under a library, eh? Mixing business with philosophy?"

"As I say, fate has its way, and in times like these people find comfort in religion."

Lincoln did a double take as she met the pair halfway up the dark and decrepit flight of stairs and wondered if the light, or lack of it, was playing devilish tricks on her. "Wait a minute, you're a religious guy; a monk, right?" She felt as if she had inadvertently stepped onto the set of a vast historical drama or a shaolin kung fu B movie. Chen grinned emphatically and bowed in identical pose. "And another revolutionary" Iron chipped in; desperate to allude to the fact that their numbers seemed to be growing. "So you're one of those humanitarian guys?" Lincoln appeared to posses a similar grip of virtual telekinesis as the priest, who saw it as only polite to nod despite the negation of verbal or physical communication which such an ability would entail. "I've heard of you guys; you run a kind of sanctuary underground somewhere; its an urban myth." Chen pointed down with a bony index finger, at which Lincoln realized the fore mentioned presence of fate; "looks like if we hadn't turned up they might have found it."

"And now," Chen appeared far from disturbed by the prospect; "their operatives will undoubtedly report their skirmish to a higher authority, leaving our cover exposed." Lincoln frowned like a kid who had just been told by an eminent vet that her beloved pet would have to be given the lethal injection; "so what can we do?" The priest; displaying neither the nervousness or frosty hopelessness of a man on top of a savage junta's near boundless hit list, smiled with more than mere expectancy, which often fools semi believers to protest that such men of the cloth hold the enviable advantage of being able to tell the future; "if you leave the rope alone it will automatically untangle. If you see through problems they will solve themselves."

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