Formagginews

The Ranks of the Formaggiarmy are swelling!

With word of Formaggio's greatness rapidly growing, the number of followers is steadily increasing past record levels.

High Priest of Formaggio, the honorable Dan, is hopeful: "with our supporters increasing faster than estimated, I believe only goodness can come from this". FOL agrees.

Indeed, Formaggio's followers are becoming commonplace on the street, even as we speak. We asked a complete stranger what he thought of Formaggio: "Formaggio is the" greatest "messiah this earth has ever seen. I wish i could see Dan, the high priest right now. I'd go up to him and" shake him on the hand. FOL approves.

Finally, careful analysis has allowed us to predict results in one weeks time:

This wonderful insight was brought to us thanks to Dr. Dan's Scientific co.
Our gratitude knows no bounds.

Important discovery!

It seems, that if you follow Formaggio, you become truly happy. No lie.

Praise be to Formaggio.


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