Worst Car Wins 2!
Worst Car Wins 2! is the sequel to Worst Car Wins! (duh...). Unlike most other "drive as fast as you can" online races, designed
for maximum pain and time consumption, wCw is designed for fun and fun alone. Ready for the rules?
The Cars:
Pick ANY car from within the game. Any car at all. This competition even allows hybrid cars, for those
that know how to make them.
The Setting:
The competition arena for wCw2 is being kept a secret until the time of launch. But you can rest assured it'll be a track
(so not Super Speedway) where all cars can enter and the opponents are hopeless...
The Purpose:
Guide your chosen car around the circuit and win! Oh, but you have to do it as slowly as you possibly can.
If you finish 2nd or worse, the time isn't valid. Only a win will do.
The Rules:
There are none. You can cut corners, smash into barriers, attempt serious injury, whatever. Since
gaining time is of no help to you, I don't care. You can qualify if you like - you can even qualify
on softer tyres, then switch back to normals for the race if you're price concious - if you think that
getting to the front then blocking is the key.
Time Submissions:
I accept time submissions at the GT3Times.com forums, or
the GTN forums, if you are a member there. Or you can e-mail
them to me. Included in the submissions must be your name, the car name, the car's power and weight, the
total cost of the car (including new price and all parts at list prices. And oil change) and your overall
time.
The Proof:
Because of the unusual nature of the contest, proof is not normally required. However, as with all things,
you ought to save a replay in case you break a record for your particular car. Besides which, these
replays are generally highly funny. If you hit the top time, generally you OUGHT to submit a replay is you can,
but I'm not going to beat you up if you don't.
The Categories:
There are four categories for this contest. The overall slowest time is the obvious one. However, there
are also categories for the lowest power-to-weight ratio car and the lowest priced car.
The last category is the hybrid class. You may use any hybridised player car you wish, but must again submit
the power, weight and full price including donor parts as they would be priced for the vehicle they
were intended for. No hybrid entries can make it into the other three categories, but I will flag
the lowest PWR car, lowest cost car and slowest overall time car within the hybrid class. Probably.
Current Leaderboards
Some replays are included for guidance, just click on the relevant time. These are all currently PAL replays, so if you run an NTSC version a) tough; and b) send us your replay...
Cheapest Car Ranking (Cut Off 20,000cr)
| Cheapest cars |
Driver |
Car |
Car Value |
Time |
| 1st |
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Lowest Power/Weight Ratio Rankings (Cut Off 150hp/tonne)
| Lowest PWR Place |
Driver |
Car |
Car PWR |
Time |
| 1st |
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Overall Placings
| Overall Place |
Driver |
Car |
Car Value |
Car PWR |
Time |
1st  |
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2nd  |
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3rd  |
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Hybrid Class
| Hybrid Class |
Driver |
Car |
Car Value |
Car PWR |
Time |
| 1st |
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Milestones:
Well, the series hasn't started yet... Duh!
